Britney Annice

" You don't have any kids yet ?" " What you waiting on? " " You ain't gone find a brotha that doesn't have kids " O kay ya'll. I'm human. I can admit that I often think about the joy I would feel to bring a little person into this world with my future husband. I try to imagine what the kid would look like with every guy I get close to. (So maybe like 3 dudes) And I try to get close to the ones with good hair so my daughter fro can be poppin and I can do her hair on youtube. Yes, I, Britney Annice, have as many petty tendencies as the next woman. However, at the end of the day, when I get home, it's nice to only have to fix a plate for one person and not help anybody with homework or change any diapers. It's nice just to have nieces and nephews that I can play with and give back. Kids wake up too early for me. I like to roll around in my sleep. The thought of being completely responsible for a human being is scary. What i...

" We will be in touch with you after the interview either way " " Hey, why don't I take your number so we can go out sometime? " " Let's make plans for the weekend " L ook, I don't need anybody to sugar coat anything for me. I'm a big girl. I might get mad if I give you money and you waste it on something silly, or if you waste my drank on the floor at the club but, if you waste my time, I can't get that back! Now, its time for me to bust a cap or 17 off up in you. Because now, you playing with my emotions. And ya'll KNOW I'm sensitive. Okay guys, I get it. Sometimes, the truth hurts. It not only hurts to hear the truth but also to speak the truth. You know, like when they ask for your weight on your driver's license and you know good and well you ain't been 120 1bs in 120 years. Or, when your mom asks you if you took the chicken out of the freezer and you KNOW you forgot to do it. Or, when homeboy asks you to sen...