Britney Annice

"Who did your hair?" "How do you have the patience for all of that?" "My homegirl can do your hair, let me put you on." Like most women, I've had my fair share of bad hair days, ugly hair stages, and terrible beauticians. And THAT my friends, is why I choose to do my own hair. I mean, who knows what you want better than you? Yeah, you might end up looking like the Great Value version of the girl who's hair tutorial you were following on YouTube, but at least you're not broke AND looking like trash. That's the worst. For a short time, I actually entertained the idea of going to hair school. I was like, "You know what? I do my own hair all the time. I would love to make money by making people feel beautiful" and the shallow part of me was like, "If I get a job in a unisex shop, I can see sexy dudes all day!" Why am I like this? Ya'll, I thought that I had really thought of a master plan. Goodbye childcare, hel...

"I'm logging off all social media today." "My man/ woman is good to me EVERYDAY of the year." "I don't do Hallmark holidays." Look, I get it. Hell, I've been single so long, sometimes, I feel like I'm the poster child for single black women. It's hard to get on the Internet, minding your own business, just to be flooded with photos and posts about happy relationships for 24 hours straight. You probably weren't even thinking about a relationship today and here they go... "All on ya timeline. Dancing." (Shug Knight voice). Now look at you. You've quickly become the "Mr. Grinch" that stole Valentine's day. You're making bitter posts talking about "I don't know why y'all out here wasting all this money on these h***" or "Whatever girl, he gone be with his side chick tomorrow". You're moping around your apartment. You're scrolling through pictures of you and your e...

"Yo a** always somewhere eating a cupcake. Why don't you write about that?" -My loving brother Y'all, I love sweets. The past couple of weeks, I've been trying to be good to my body, but it's very hard for me to pass up an opportunity to try a new dessert. Especially a cupcake. I don't know what it is. I will take a cupcake over an actual slice of cake any day. I just feel like all cakes tastes better in the cupcake form. And they're just so little and cute! I LOVE little things. Little cakes, little bottles of water, little cans of soda (yes soda, not pop), little bottles of dressing, little babies... just... anything little, okay? Except little money and little men. I'm 5'8. No thanks, homie. So, one weekend, I was bored and craving a cupcake. It was a nice day so I went out cupcake hopping. I enjoyed myself so much, that I decided to make this a thing and share my experiences with you. Cupcake Hopping: Much like club hopping or bar ho...