Britney Annice

"Who coming with me to the movies this weekend?" The answer is NO ONE! I hear so many people telling me things that they can`t do alone. YES YOU CAN! I get it, you want that extra company. Someone to laugh at the same jokes that you do, share the popcorn, and of course buy the ticket. I know you don`t get paid until next week. It can be hard going places alone and seeing couples and groups of people having fun together and face it, you may even feel a little embarrassed. Ashamed that you`re by yourself. Well, there's nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed about. Unless you`re one of those really mean, annoying people that are a pain to be around, then you don`t deserve company or a free ticket. FOOL. Iv`e been reading and learning about this "100 Days of Happy" Challenge and I liked it! But, I wanted to put my own spin on it. Iv`e talked to you all before about how I LOVE to date but it seems so hard to find men who are still into that. Most of my friends live...

"What the hell is that over there crawling?!" Look, let me start off by saying that I am NOT one to deal with creatures. They are gross and scare the devil out of me. You probably already have an idea of where this story is going but have a seat, I`m going to take you on a walk through the last few months of my life leading up to this blog post. Ladies and gentleman, the story of #BritneysLAJourney. You ready? I want to thank all of you who made your way back over to Aintbritfunny. I knew ya`ll would though because ya`ll nosey. I know I havent been very consistent with the posts lately but trust me, I have a really good explanation. Remember that "Walk of Shame" back to my car that I spoke about a few blog posts ago? Well, I`ve never taken one like this before. For years, I`d planned this huge LA journey. I`ve always wanted to get into Film and Television and maybe a little voice over for animation. Now, if you were paying attention to my bio, you know that I ...

I`m a homebody. I hate leaving my apartment. When I`m not with my apartment, I`m thinking about it. Sometimes, I call and text it to see what its doing while I`m away. That`s not weird at all, right? I was never really big on sleepovers as a little girl. I mean, I didn`t mind my friends sleeping over my house but I never wanted to go over there. What if I get hungry in the middle of the night? I can`t just get up and go in your refrigerator. If want some juice, I have to ask you to get it for me. Why your mama keep it so cold in this house? I`m freezing in this thin little sheet that you gave me to wrap up in. Where do ya`ll keep the face towels? How am I supposed to dry off my hands in the bathroom? I thought everyone kept those cute paper towels by their bathroom sink. See? You don`t want me to spend the night. This is the main reason why the roommate thing just isn`t my cup of tea. Been there, done that. Speaking of tea, I`ll always offer a warm cup with lemon and agave nectar u...

"Wait, am I going to get in trouble if I do that?" I`ve always been that "by the book" type of person. If I didn`t get permission to do it, it`s not happening. Yep, you guessed it, my friends hated me in high school.  I was the one with the curfew at midnight. No, I couldn`t sneak inside of the house because my mother and father were always sitting on the couch in the front room waiting for me to get in. And if I wasn`t home by midnight, I had a five minute grace period before they were blowing up my little flip phone. "Where are you? Do you know what time it is?" "Yes mom, I`m down the street." We were really just getting off of the highway but it was no red lights and my friend had a heavy foot.  *Shout Out to Laster and Sophia Douglas.* I was always the "good girl" and that was NOT a compliment. Being the good girl meant that you were stuck up, weird, boring, funny acting, etc. I`m actually all of those things when I`m hun...

"This year I turn 26, damn it seem it came so quick. My ass and legs have gotten thick." Those are words from the great Erykah Badu. I tweaked the age a little bit. Man, I can really relate to that line. If you didn`t know, I celebrated my 26th birthday on June 24, 2015. Every birthday that I`ve ever had, I`ve looked forward to. I planned parties, organized trips, time off from work, etc. But this birthday was different. It didn`t feel the same this year. Usually, I`m anticipating the 24th. "What am I gonna wear?", "I need to loose some weight!", "I need home girl to take my shift!" Nope. Not this year. I was in the airport traveling for work because I. NEED. MONEY. I spent the months before planning new insurance and thinking about how I`m only 4 years away from 30. I can`t even click the 18-25 age group on job applications now. I`m starting to think about stability and stuff. All the bagels and sandwich breads are going to my hips. I`m attrac...