JUST STAY AT THE HOUSE

"Ugh, I`m so bored, let me call somebody and see if they wanna go out" Let me tell y`all something, sometimes its better to just stay your tail at the house, okay? You know you don't have that much gas anyway. You gotta get to work the rest of the week and you don't get paid til Friday, plus, you don't have food at the house so you got to buy lunch on Wednesday. Trust me, you gone be hella mad if you go out and its wack. Now, you done spent too much money on long island ice teas trying to tolerate the horrible night you're having or the horrible person you're hanging out with. That drink ain't strong enough man, it ain't strong enough.

I saw a meme that tickled my soul. It said "You ever be chilling with somebody, and the whole time, you thinking about never chilling with them again?" That meme was almost too real. Now, I`m not usually the type that hangs out with just anybody, but in the past years, Ive become more open minded or bored and desperate, whatever. You ever wish you could UN-hang out with somebody? I mean, you done put on a fly fit just to be annoyed, pissed or bored all night. You know, you got those people that NEVER bring enough money, so you front them a few dollars and they swear they gone give it back, but you never see that money again. Then, you got those people that thinks the whole night revolves around them so you have to listen to them whine about the person they are dating or not dating the entire evening. Then, of course, there`s the one person that begs you to come out but, they disappear multiple times throughout the night, so you spend your whole evening watching their purse and looking for them. Dude, just stay at home, its not worth it.

You ever see someone from your past that you haven't seen in a long time, and they seem to be really excited to see you but you have no idea why? Like, you were never friends with this person but they act like you were so close. "Oh what`s your number? We're gonna have to keep in touch" Like, why? Why are we keeping in touch? We were never in touch to begin with. Why don`t you just add me on Facebook and stop being weird. I always walk away from those situations feeling violated. Like, was I just robbed for my phone number? But if I say no, I`m rude, huh? Now, I`m about to be forced to hang out with this person or change my number. Y'all know I've had this number since college. What if one of my old dudes decide to start acting right? Now he gone have the wrong number. I can't take that chance. You know you gotta get him before he slip up and have some kids.

Anyway, the moral of the story is, stay at the house. A bottle of wine at the grocery store is cheaper than a glass at the bar. You probably need your hair done too.

-BRIT