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DO FOODIES AND GYM RATS MIX?

"Yeah, I'm a personal trainer, nah, I don't eat meat or cake or anything else delicious." What you mean dude? But, I met you in a bakery. Oh, you were just there to buy some green juice? Why would you go to a bakery just for some healthy juice? Why won't you eat fat with me sometimes? I hate you, you sexy beast.

Listen, I am a foodie. If I had money, I'd travel the world just to try delicious foods. I also love to try my hand at new recipes in my own kitchen, I don't care if it's a pastry or veggie soup, if it sounds delicious, I'll try it. I enjoy preparing dishes for my family and friends. Just the thought of me making something that they really enjoy gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside. Side note, why is it okay to feel fuzzy on the inside? Shouldn't you be going to see a doctor about that?

Anyway, if you sexy and kind of got some sense, I might be able to heat up the stove and cook something for you. But if all you want to do is blend up your food like you're 7 months old, then you might not be ready. Who the hell am I dating, the Gerber baby? You better try this stuffed chicken and rice. I made this with love, man. Let me broaden your horizons and introduce you to some new things. (Maybe I should put that line in my tinder bio, that sounded good didn't it? Don't act like you wouldn't swipe right for me.)

Now let me say this, there is absolutely nothing wrong with a man that takes care of his body and works out. I'm sure all women would agree that it's very attractive. But it's kind of weird and intimidating when all you have to talk about is eating your veggies, drinking your protein shakes and the fact that gym is life. Oh and lets not forget the millions of shirtless selfies and pictures and videos of you in the gym working out ever so hard. Like, who is recording these videos? Do you have to post them every single day? Are you really even working out? I'm not about to play with ya'll.

On the flip side though? I am looking for a personal trainer. Maybe you can help a sista out. Just lighten up a little bit. Guys, you can still go hard in the gym and have a piece of cake sometimes. Everything in moderation.

The moral of the story is, it's 2016, can you help me get a six pack? And in the meantime, can I touch yours?

Just playing.

Unless ya gone do it.

I got my shoes on, I'll be over here waiting. I don't wanna run nowhere though. We can just walk really fast.

-BRIT

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