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BRIT AIN`T JUST FUNNY

"So are you scared to kiss?" Guys, I`m the most awkward actress when it comes to love scenes. I know what you're thinking. "You're a comedic actress, why are you doing love scenes?", the answer is, because I`m sexy and desirable and dudes want to kiss me on camera.

No seriously, I do a lot more than comedy. Making people laugh just happens to be one of my strong points. I am always open to more serious roles and I can do a pretty good job, if I say so myself! I've played everything from an old lady, to an old man, to a sexy new girl on the job (that was back when I could still fit them Abercrombie jeans).

Oh my gosh y'all, let me tell you about the first time I had to kiss a guy on stage. First of all, I had a crush on him to begin with. My teacher grouped us together on purpose and gave us a scene as husband and wife. Our first day of rehearsal he asks me, "So are you scared to kiss?" In the back of my head I'm like "Yeah, we can skip that part" but instead, I`m like, "tongue or nah?" Because that`s how mature actresses handle awkward scenes.

People always ask weird questions concerning my career, like, "would you get naked on camera?" first of all, why are you even asking me that sir? Secondly, how much do they pay for the nudes? Just kidding y'all, I'm not getting naked. I will wear a matching lingerie set though. Because we can keep the lingerie after we film right? Y'all know I ain't paying $40 for them Victoria Secret bras and panties. Why is it so expensive? Did Jesus knit that lace together? I don't think so Vicky, I don't think so.

Watch, they gone put me in the Walmart drawls for my first movie.

-BRIT

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  1. Nicki BSeptember 1, 2015 at 3:05 PM

    Lol... did Jesus put the lace on there. Get your granny panty on!

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  2. BriannaSeptember 8, 2015 at 6:14 PM

    "The Wal-Mart drawls" >.< lol

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